I track the tag optimuspizza, so if you want my attention tag something with that
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*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
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I follow back similar.
what the fuck is similar to cops arresting a tornado
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I heartily endorse this comic.
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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Post reblogged from Let's reinstate the fact that I lack sanity with 35,166 notes
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
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- Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
- Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
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I CAN’T EVEN
the funny thing is it sorta looks like a toclafane
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Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
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wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
clearly the red ribbon symbolizes unity and the eyes of the cats symbolizes humanity’s struggle between good and evil. So basically what it means is that the wolves and cats of the world should have a giant meeting where they call each other “Baby”.
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